Narcissist Magazine

FASHIONABLY LATE

She is a Narcissist.
She moves only in her highest timeline. She knows time doesn’t exist — only clocks do. Time is a suggestion. A social construct. She doesn’t arrive late — she arrives outside of it. So how does a goddess move? Not on schedule. Not on command. She moves Fashionably Late. She arrives when reality is ready for her. While the world waits, she edits it. She bends the moment instead of obeying it. She moves like a god because she is one — the creator and the consequence, the glitch in the system who wrote the rules and forgot them on purpose. A goddess in control. A bad bitch. A cunt. A queen. A Narcissist.

The revolution is here.
Right on time.
Fashionably Late.

words by Kimberly Mortensen aka NARCISSIST

A person sitting on a toilet with a playful expression, wearing a yellow crop top and pink star-printed underwear, holding a makeup brush. Their hair is styled in pink curlers, and they wear a transparent shirt and a choker necklace.
A striking figure posing in a doorway, wearing a yellow crop top and pink high-heeled boots, showcasing a bold fashion statement. The setting is a bathroom with a toilet visible in the background.

“Do you know we’re in a simulation and we’re breathing in consciousness?”
she says, lining her eyes like it’s nothing.
“Like — we’re literally GOD, BITCH!

A person with short blond hair and pink accessories poses in a doorway, wearing a yellow crop top, polka dot underwear, and shiny pink boots, with a restroom visible in the background.
A confident individual posing dramatically in a doorway, wearing a cropped yellow top, sheer oversized shirt, and pink heeled boots. Their hair is styled with rollers and their makeup is bold. The background features a bathroom and decor with plants and posters.
A figure poses confidently in a bathroom, wearing a sheer beige shirt and pink high-heeled boots, with pink curlers in their hair.
A person posing dramatically in a doorway, wearing a yellow cropped top, white button-up shirt, and star-patterned underwear, with bold makeup and styled hair. The setting appears to be a bathroom with a toilet visible in the background.
A young person with short blonde hair and pink rollers looks at their reflection in a bathroom mirror. They are wearing a yellow crop top and a light-colored oversized shirt. The bathroom counter is cluttered with various beauty products and a small camera.
A person with short, light-colored hair wearing a yellow crop top and star-patterned underwear is mimicking a pose in front of a mirror, showcasing vibrant pink hair rollers. The background includes various beauty products on the bathroom counter.
A person with short blonde hair styled in pink rollers holds a decorative fan while looking into a mirror, showcasing a playful and artistic expression in a bathroom setting.
A person with short blonde hair wearing a yellow crop top and white underwear with red stars stands in front of a mirror, holding a decorative fan and looking back at their reflection.
A person with a short hairstyle and pink hair rollers is standing in front of a mirror, applying makeup. They wear a yellow top and white shorts with red stars, showcasing a confident expression.
A person with short hair wearing a yellow crop top and patterned shorts is looking into a bathroom mirror, striking a confident pose. The environment is cluttered with various beauty products and personal items.
A woman posing playfully in a bathroom, wearing a yellow crop top and white shorts with red stars, while taking a selfie with a camera. She has pink curlers in her hair and is standing on a sink with one leg lifted, showing her stylish pink boots.
A person with short, platinum hair wearing a yellow crop top and star-patterned underwear applies lipstick in front of a bathroom mirror, surrounded by various beauty products.
A young woman with short, stylized hair in pink curlers poses in a bathroom, wearing a yellow crop top and pink star-patterned underwear, while holding a small handheld device and looking confidently at the camera.
A person sitting on a toilet in a bathroom, wearing a yellow crop top and polka dot shorts, applying makeup with a brush while wearing hair rollers.
A fashionably styled person with blonde hair and vibrant accessories sits on a couch, holding a vintage video camera. The background features a 'VOGUE' poster, colorful textiles, and various personal items, capturing a playful and confident aesthetic.
A person with a stylish and confident pose, wearing a yellow crop top with 'TOMMY' printed on it and white underwear with red stars. They have a visually striking hairstyle featuring bright pink and orange elements, and are holding a camcorder. The background includes a variety of decorative items, adding a playful and bold aesthetic.
A stylish individual with pink hair poses on a couch surrounded by colorful clothing and accessories, holding a vintage camera, with a Vogue poster on the wall.
A fashionable person reclining on a couch, wearing a yellow crop top with 'TOMMY' written on it and white underwear with red stars. They have dramatic makeup, including bold eye makeup and pink hair accessories. A 'VOGUE 1950' poster is displayed in the background.
A stylish person lounging on a couch, wearing a yellow tank top and pink knee-high boots, with a playful pose. The background features a framed vintage 'Vogue' magazine cover, adding a retro aesthetic to the scene.
A model sitting on a couch, wearing a yellow crop top with 'TOMMY' printed on it and white shorts with red stars. She has striking makeup with bold eyes and pink hair rollers, accessorized with a large silver choker. In the background, a 'VOGUE' magazine poster is visible.
A woman wearing a yellow crop top with 'TOMMY' written on it and red star-patterned underwear, sitting on a couch. She holds a lollipop and a large red cowboy hat partially covering her face, with vibrant makeup and a choker necklace.
A fashionable person lounging on a couch, wearing a yellow crop top and patterned shorts, with cowboy boots and a red hat. They are holding a lollipop and surrounded by cozy decor, with a 'VOGUE' magazine poster in the background.
A person wearing a yellow cropped tank top with 'TOMMY' written on it and a large red hat, licking a lollipop while sitting on a couch.

“Wake up, Narcissist… it’s all a dream.”

A person in a leopard-print coat holds a frying pan, posing dramatically in a kitchen with colorful hair and bold makeup.
A person with pink hair styled in rolls is wearing a leopard-print coat and a yellow crop top, holding a frying pan while making an angry expression in a kitchen setting.
Fashion portrait of a person standing in a closet, wearing a leopard print coat, yellow crop top, and white underwear with stars, holding a frying pan and a cigarette.
A person in a leopard print coat and pink high-heeled boots poses playfully in a cluttered room with a fridge covered in notes.
A person with pink curlers and bold makeup holds a frying pan and stands in a leopard print robe and graphic crop top, exuding an edgy and confident attitude.
A person with short pink hair and a leopard print coat striking a dramatic pose in a cluttered kitchen space, wearing high-heeled boots and expressing a fierce facial expression.
A model with short, platinum blonde hair and pink curlers, wearing a leopard-print coat, smirking while holding a cigarette, against a cluttered backdrop of clothing and accessories.
A person sitting on a countertop, wearing a leopard print coat and pink high-heeled boots, with hair rollers in their hair. The background includes a closet with clothes and various accessories.
A person with pink hair styled in rollers, dressed in a leopard-print coat and yellow crop top, sitting provocatively in a closet while displaying a fierce expression.

“Time bends for a bad bitch.”

A fashionably dressed individual with blonde hair, wearing sunglasses and a white hood, poses dramatically at the entrance of a building. They wear a black jacket and shorts, paired with green knee-high boots. Various items are scattered on the steps, including bags and accessories.
A person standing at a doorway, wearing a black coat over a crop top and shorts, with green boots. They are holding sunglasses in one hand and striking a pose. Various items are scattered on the steps, including bags and keys.
A person wearing a black oversized jacket, bikini top, and green ankle boots is standing on a set of steps outside a doorway. They are holding a cigarette and striking a pose, with various personal items scattered on the ground.
A person wearing a bikini and oversized jacket, stepping out of a house. They are sporting sunglasses and green ankle boots, with various items scattered on the steps.
A person with short blonde hair wearing oversized sunglasses and a black coat is stepping outside a door while reaching for an object from a pile of items on the ground.
A person with short blonde hair wearing sunglasses and a black oversized coat, shouting and standing on the steps of a house. They are dressed in a bikini and green high-heeled boots, holding a brown bag filled with various items.
Person wearing a black coat and green shoes, standing on stairs and holding a handbag, while posing dramatically outside a door.

I love that people don’t like me.
If you don’t have haters, are you even alive?

A model walks confidently down a blurred driveway wearing a stylish outfit that includes a black blazer, a hood, and green boots, with sunglasses on.
A person with short blonde hair wearing a black jacket over a bikini top and a short skirt, accessorized with white sunglasses and green boots, walking confidently in an alley with a blurred background.
A blurred image of a confident woman walking fashionably, wearing a black blazer, a bikini top, and bright green boots, with a stylish orange handbag and sunglasses.
A blurred image of a person wearing sunglasses, a headscarf, and an oversized blazer, walking down a pathway with a modern aesthetic.
A blurred image of a person wearing sunglasses, a white hooded garment, and a black blazer, holding an orange bag.
A person walking in a stylish outfit featuring a cropped hoodie and shorts, accessorized with oversized sunglasses and green boots. The image is captured with a motion blur effect, emphasizing their fashionable movement.
A fashion-forward individual with pale hair and sunglasses, wearing a black harness top and short shorts, running energetically down a pathway lined with white buildings.
A person with long blonde hair and sunglasses walking confidently down a narrow path, wearing a black crop top, mini skirt, and green ankle boots, carrying an orange handbag.
A fashionably dressed person wearing sunglasses, a black oversized jacket, and green thigh-high boots, striking a confident pose in a blurred outdoor setting.
A person with platinum blonde hair and sunglasses is running down a street, wearing a cropped top and green high-heeled boots, conveying a sense of urgency and bold fashion.
A stylish young person with a blonde bob haircut is wearing sunglasses and a hoodie, holding an orange handbag while walking confidently. The background is blurred, suggesting movement.
A stylish individual with blonde hair, wearing sunglasses, a black outfit, and an orange handbag, strikes a confident pose while appearing to move dynamically. The background is blurred, emphasizing their motion.

“Did you know God is a woman?
We are literally life portals.”

A fashion model posing confidently in a floral-themed outfit, with pink flowers covering her chest, a white skirt with floral accents, and stylish accessories, leaning against a car with greenery in the background.
A fashionable person with a short blonde hairstyle is posing confidently on the hood of a silver car. They are wearing a striking outfit adorned with flowers, a headscarf, oversized sunglasses, and knee-high white boots.
A fashionably dressed person poses on a car, wearing a floral top and sunglasses, while holding a magazine.
A confident woman in a stylish outfit featuring floral accents poses beside a luxury car, embodying glamour and empowerment.
A woman with blonde hair is leaning inside a car, wearing oversized sunglasses and a stylish outfit adorned with pink flowers, exuding a confident and playful vibe.
A glamorous woman with a short blond bob wearing oversized sunglasses, a scarf, and adorned with pink floral details, poses playfully in a car.
A glamorous woman with short blonde hair styled elegantly, wearing oversized sunglasses and a patterned headscarf, poses inside a car. She has a white feathered sweater and a pink floral top, conveying a sense of fashion and boldness.
A fashionable woman wearing oversized sunglasses and a headscarf, posing elegantly inside a car, showcasing a glamorous style with a fluffy white jacket and a pink floral top.
A fashionable model poses on the hood of a silver car, wearing a pink floral outfit and white knee-high boots, while holding a magazine.
A woman with a stylish outfit, adorned with flowers and pearls, joyfully poses in the open roof of a car under a blue sky, embodying a sense of freedom and confidence.
A stylish woman with a floral ensemble poses confidently next to a silver car under a blue sky, exuding a sense of empowerment and individuality.
A fashionable model lounging on the hood of a silver car, wearing a glamorous outfit adorned with feathers and flowers, while reading a magazine.
A glamorous model reclining on the hood of a silver Mercedes-Benz, dressed in a stylish outfit with floral accents, holding a magazine featuring a beauty image, set against a backdrop of greenery.
A fashionable individual striking a confident pose on the hood of a silver car, wearing a stylish outfit adorned with pink flowers and feather accents, holding a magazine aloft against a bright blue sky with fluffy clouds.
A person wearing a floral bikini top and colorful accessories, seated in a car, with a stylish scarf and sunglasses.
A model with short blonde hair wearing large sunglasses and a floral top leans back in a car seat, exuding a confident and playful vibe.

“The Nuevo Look” Mary Magdalene abs included

A model with short hair poses dramatically outdoors, wearing a brown leather jacket, a leopard print bra, and a white lace skirt, holding a handbag while standing against a textured surface with a sign in the background.
A model with short blonde hair is dramatically posing against a backdrop of a sign for a cleaners. She is wearing a brown leather jacket over a leopard print top and a stylized belt, with a bold expression that conveys confidence and power.
A confident model poses dramatically, holding a red handbag aloft, wearing a stylish leather jacket over a leopard print top, set against a vibrant storefront with signs for donuts and hair services.
A confident model poses against a backdrop of a salon sign, wearing a fashionable outfit that combines a leather jacket, a patterned top, and a long, sheer, lace skirt.
A fashionable model poses confidently in a stylish brown leather jacket and a lace skirt, accessorized with a brown handbag, set against a backdrop that includes a cleaner's sign.
A model with a platinum blonde bob wearing a leopard print crop top and a brown jacket strikes a pose while holding a red handbag. The background features a 'For Sale' sign.
A fashion model with short blonde hair striking a pose, wearing a leather jacket and leopard print top, holding a red handbag against a backdrop featuring a sign that reads 'VENICE CLEANERS'.
A confident model poses stylishly against a wall, wearing a brown leather jacket, a lace skirt, and a belt with accents. She has short blonde hair styled in a high ponytail and holds a red handbag, with an urban backdrop featuring a sign for a hair salon.
A stylish individual poses confidently in front of a colorful sign displaying various businesses, wearing a unique outfit that combines a western-style jacket, detailed lace dress, and accessories, embodying a bold fashion statement.
A fashionable person in fringed brown leather jacket and lace skirt, posing confidently in front of a sign featuring various local businesses, with a backdrop of cloudy skies.
A fashionable person poses in front of a colorful sign featuring various businesses, including a donut shop and a hair salon. The individual is wearing a brown jacket, a sheer white skirt, and boots, highlighting a bold and confident style.
A confident woman wearing a brown leather jacket and a sparkling bikini top poses in front of a brightly colored sign featuring various food and service options, showcasing a fashion-forward look with a high-waisted lace skirt and stylish accessories.
A stylish figure poses confidently in front of a retro sign, wearing a lace skirt, a patterned top, and a brown leather jacket, holding a red handbag. The sky is cloudy, enhancing the dramatic mood of the scene.
A confident figure in a leather jacket and sheer white skirt striking a pose against a wall, with a sign featuring various food establishments in the background.
A confident woman poses dramatically against a sign featuring various businesses, wearing a stylish outfit with a leather jacket, revealing top, and a flowy skirt, embodying a bold and fashionable presence.
A fashionable model poses confidently against a backdrop of a sign featuring various local businesses, wearing a stylish outfit that combines a leather jacket and a sheer white skirt.
A confident figure in a stylish outfit poses in front of a colorful food sign, embracing a bold fashion statement.
A fashionable individual with short blonde hair wearing a brown leather jacket, a lace top, and a sheer, fringed skirt. They are walking confidently across a crosswalk against a backdrop of cloudy skies and urban scenery.

AM I AURA FARMING YET CUNT?

A model posing confidently on a city street, wearing a stylish black and blue outfit with bold accessories, including sunglasses. The background features urban elements and a dramatic sky.
A stylish individual with short platinum blonde hair poses confidently in front of a storefront. They wear a black corset top and a blue fuzzy jacket, paired with relaxed light blue jeans and green patterned shoes against a vibrant background.
Person posing dramatically on a city street, wearing stylish orange sunglasses, a black corset top, blue fur jacket, and high-heeled shoes, with a cloudy sky in the background.
A model striking a pose in a stylish outfit featuring a blue faux fur jacket, black top, and wide-legged jeans, complemented by green patterned heels, against a vibrant urban backdrop.
A person with short blonde hair wearing bright orange sunglasses, a black top, and a blue fur coat is striking a dynamic pose on the street. They are wearing high-heeled shoes with a green pattern and jeans, expressing a bold attitude against a backdrop of a cloudy sky and cityscape.
A model striking a confident pose against a blue brick wall, wearing a black corset top, denim jeans, a blue faux fur jacket, and green snake-print heels.
A person wearing sunglasses and a blue jacket poses dramatically on a street corner, with their hand raised in front of them. They are wearing a black dress and green high-heeled shoes, against a backdrop of a cloudy sky and urban street scenery.
A model poses in an urban setting wearing a black dress, oversized blue jacket, and green shoes with a striking high heel. The background features a fence and colorful advertisements.

“When the universe bows to your frequency —
you end up dominating the liquor store and causing a riot.”

A fierce model wearing a black and red mesh outfit, striking a dramatic pose while enclosed in a glass display with a neon backdrop.
A model with short blonde hair wearing dark sunglasses and a spiked black and red outfit, posing in a vibrant setting.
A model wearing a black mesh outfit with red accents and spiked accessories poses with a finger on her lips, conveying an air of mystery and confidence.
A fierce model with short, spiked blonde hair poses dramatically in a black and red cut-out bodysuit inside a refrigerated display, holding a black plush toy. She wears oversized sunglasses and displays an intense expression, embodying a bold and rebellious fashion statement.
A model wearing a black and red mesh outfit poses dramatically inside a glass refrigerator, with visible shelves of beverages in the background.
A model poses dramatically in a refrigerated display, wearing a black and red mesh outfit with stylish sunglasses and holding a black plush dog.
A model poses in a bold red and black fishnet outfit with silver knee-high boots in a liquor store aisle, surrounded by wine bottles and scattered Polaroid photos on the floor.
A model dressed in a black and red patterned outfit leans against a counter in a convenience store, surrounded by various products and bottles, exuding a glamorous and edgy vibe.
A person wearing a black and red fishnet outfit poses dramatically inside a glass refrigerator, with drinks visible in the background. The individual has short hair and sunglasses, creating a striking visual contrast.
A person in a red and black polka dot outfit poses dramatically inside a glass refrigerator, surrounded by various drinks, with bright lights casting geometric patterns.
A model wearing a bold, punk-inspired outfit with a black and red mesh design, black spikes, and oversized sunglasses, poses dramatically in front of a refrigerator filled with colorful drinks.
A fashionable individual lounging on the counter of a store, wearing a sheer black and red outfit with metallic silver boots and a mask, surrounded by shelves stocked with various products.
A stylish individual with short blonde hair, wearing sunglasses and a black and red fishnet dress, poses in a convenience store surrounded by shelves of snacks and bottles.
A stylish individual poses on a shelf in a store, wearing a black and red patterned outfit, tall silver boots, and sunglasses, with a variety of products visible behind them.
A stylish model poses in a black and red patterned outfit, wearing sunglasses and silver high-heeled boots, in front of a colorful display of snacks in a convenience store.
A fashionable individual in a black and red fishnet outfit poses with a black plush toy in a brightly lit convenience store aisle surrounded by colorful drink bottles.
A fashionable model wearing an edgy, black and red polka dot outfit with oversized sunglasses, posing in front of a refrigerator filled with drinks in a store setting.
A model poses in a striking outfit with a fishnet design and knee-high silver boots, surrounded by shelves stocked with various snack foods.
Fashionable model wearing a red and black polka dot bodysuit, equipped with oversized sunglasses, standing beside a vending fridge filled with drinks and wine bottles while holding a black stuffed animal.
A fashion model posing in a convenience store, wearing a black netted dress and silver knee-high boots. The background features shelves filled with beverages and a modern, geometric lighting design above.
A person with short blonde hair wearing oversized black sunglasses and a black and red mesh outfit, posing next to a refrigerator filled with beverages in a convenience store.
A woman posed dramatically inside a glass refrigerator, wearing a black and red fishnet outfit and sunglasses, while holding a black handbag.
A person with short blonde hair wearing sunglasses and a black and red fishnet dress poses dramatically inside a refrigerator. They are holding a black handbag and wearing shiny silver boots.
A fashionable woman sits inside a glass-fronted refrigerator, wearing a black and red polka-dot dress and sunglasses, with a finger held to her lips in a shushing gesture.
A person in a striking red and black dotted outfit, wearing sunglasses, is dramatically posing inside a glass display case filled with bottles. The background features vibrant lighting and reflections.

“A Narcissist, fully embodied.
She doesn’t fear.
She doesn’t hope.
She remembers.
She’s divine feminine in human form.”

A person with short, bleached hair holding a microphone, wearing a black outfit with layered chains, performing on stage with a dramatic expression. The background features dark curtains and a blurred figure of another performer.
A stylish person poses confidently in a partially sheer atmosphere, wearing a black top and a plaid skirt, with striking makeup, while two individuals stand close by, contributing to the vibrant ambiance.
A performer with short, styled hair wearing a black leather bra and a plaid skirt, striking a pose while holding a microphone. The background features dark velvet curtains and subtle neon lights.
A confident performer with short, spiky hair wearing layered silver jewelry, holding a microphone, posing dramatically in front of a dark velvet backdrop.
A model lounging on a red leather couch, wearing a black leather bra and a plaid skirt, holding a cocktail garnished with mint.
A person with short, spiky hair wearing a black bra and a plaid mini skirt stands in a crowd, holding a microphone, exuding a confident vibe.
A model sitting on a marble counter, wearing a black bra and a plaid skirt, with knee-high black boots and white knee socks, adorned with multiple chains and dramatic eye makeup, against a stylish, dark background.
A person with short blonde hair striking a bold pose on a red couch, wearing a black bra and a plaid skirt, with a playful expression and a drink on a table nearby.
A stylish individual lounging on a red couch, wearing a black bra and a plaid skirt, holding a cocktail glass with mint leaves.
A person with short, light-colored hair lounges on a red couch, wearing a black bra and a plaid skirt, holding a drink garnished with mint.
A person with short hair in a black outfit and knee-high boots, sitting on a ledge near a bar with a neon 'BAR OPEN' and 'COCKTAIL' sign.
A stylish model with short hair and heavy eye makeup sits on the curb wearing a black leather top, plaid skirt, and knee-high black boots. She holds a cigarette and poses confidently next to a parked car, with shops in the background.
A model with short blonde hair and striking makeup sits on the floor, smoking a cigarette. They are dressed in a black top adorned with accessories, surrounded by a nighttime urban setting with a neon 'COCKTAILS' sign in the background.

CREATIVE DIRECTOR: KIMBERLY MORTENSEN aka NARCISSIST

WORDS: KIMBERLY MORTENSEN

PHOTOGRAPHER: MILES JOHNSON

MODEL: TOMMI AURAA

WARDROBE PROVIDED BY: TOMMI AURA

STYLIST: ASHLEY RETZER

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