IF SIMON SAYS DANCE — YOU DANCE


A testament to the sacred laws of Hollywood nightlife.

Simon Says streetstyle was unreal. Corsets tighter than morals, wigs higher than rent, face cards undefeated. To everyone we caught on camera — you served chaos and we love you for it. Never tone it down.

Four friends posing together at a lively party, with a sparkling disco ball overhead and colorful lights in the background.
A person with red hair styled in a bandana and sunglasses poses confidently with a playful hand gesture, wearing a white shirt, suspenders, a grey blazer, and leopard-print pants at a social event.
Person in a white shirt and fishnet sleeves making a peace sign, with colorful makeup and a choker, standing in a dark venue.
A performer with long, curly red hair wears a glamorous outfit featuring sparkling material and star-themed accessories, posing confidently in a dark setting.
A person in a mesh outfit and sunglasses poses on stage while holding a drink, next to a green-skinned figure wearing a denim jacket.
Two individuals in elaborate drag attire sitting on a green sofa. One has orange hair and animal print clothing, while the other has curly red hair and a shiny gold outfit, holding a colorful purse.
A lively dance floor scene featuring a group of young people dancing closely together, with one woman wearing a shimmering top and glasses, while a man smiles and strikes a playful pose.
A person wearing a colorful, fluffy jacket is smiling and holding a lollipop in a lively setting.
A person in a colorful fur coat stands in a dimly lit venue. They have a piercing gaze and are holding a lollipop, with a person in the background dressed in striped attire.
A person wearing a vibrant, multicolored fur jacket with a cropped design stands in a dimly lit bar, showing their back. They are paired with black shorts featuring cut-out details, while another person's hand is gently touching their waist.
Four individuals posing together at a party, each holding a drink. The group features a male in a red shirt, a female in a gray top, a male in a black shirt, and another male in a white tuxedo with an eye patch.
A woman with long hair wearing a grey outfit and a light scarf is holding a glass of champagne in one hand and a cigarette in the other, striking a confident pose against a dark background.
A group of four individuals at a social gathering in a dimly lit setting, with two men and two women. One man, wearing a white suit and an eyepatch, is adjusting his hair while holding a drink. The woman beside him appears to be engaged in conversation, while another man and woman are interacting nearby.
A person wearing a sleeveless black shirt with the text 'DANCE OR DIE' holding a glass with a red drink. They are posed in front of a dark background and have light blue jeans on.
A shirtless performer wearing leather pants and a hat poses on stage in a lively nightclub, with an audience enjoying the performance in the background.
A vibrant scene inside a nightclub, featuring a disco ball overhead and a crowd of diverse people enjoying the atmosphere, with some individuals dancing and others taking photos.
A person wearing a leopard print fur coat and a necklace poses against a wooden wall with decorative lighting.
A person wearing a leopard print fur coat, adorned with a gold chain, poses confidently in a dimly lit setting with dramatic lighting.
A person wearing a leopard-print fur coat and gold jewelry poses playfully in a dimly lit nightclub with a disco ball overhead, surrounded by a lively crowd.
A person wearing a leopard print fur coat is posing confidently in a nightclub, with a disco ball overhead and red lights in the background.
A DJ performs in a lively nightclub, surrounded by a crowd dancing and enjoying the music. The DJ, wearing headphones, is focused on the turntables, while clubgoers are immersed in the atmosphere.
A performer with red curly hair and a sparkling silver outfit poses dramatically at a club, surrounded by a lively crowd and a disco ball in the background.
A lively party scene featuring a dancer with curly red hair and a metallic outfit, striking a pose while dancing. A male companion in a red top is nearby. The venue is illuminated with colorful lights and has a disco ball hanging from the ceiling.
A drag performer with curly red hair and a silver outfit dances on stage, while another performer in a red top watches. The audience is visible in the background, enjoying the performance.
Two individuals dancing in a nightclub, one wearing a red cropped top and the other in a glittery outfit with long curly hair. A disco ball is visible overhead.
A drag performer in a silver sequined outfit and star-shaped headpiece dances on stage, while a man in a red shirt poses behind her. A crowd can be seen enjoying the performance in a dimly lit nightclub, with a disco ball hanging above.
A woman with short brown hair and a sleeveless black dress adorned with rhinestones holds a drink while posing near a textured wall.
Woman with a bob haircut wearing a black, sparkling dress, holding a drink, in a dimly lit environment with red and black decor.
A person wearing a sparkly black dress with a vampire-themed design, standing in a crowded room with a disco ball and greenery in the background.
A person with long dark hair is posing in a party setting, wearing a glittery dress that features a design with the text 'A VAMPIRE'S LOVE' and a spooky castle illustration.
A person wearing a sparkling black dress with the text 'A VAMPIRE'S LOVE' and various themed decorations, captured in a dimly lit social setting.
A person wearing a sequined dress with bold graphics, including a skull and text, is standing in a dimly lit environment, with another individual partially visible in the background.
A person posing in a sparkling black dress with colorful skull and graphic designs, surrounded by a party atmosphere in dim lighting.
Young man in a black sleeveless shirt holding a drink, standing in a dimly lit venue with people in the background.
A person wearing a black crop top with the word 'FAKE' in rhinestones and a large black hat, raising their hand in a dark, lively setting.
Three individuals at a lively event, with one wearing a black skirt and leather accessories, another in a topless outfit with sunglasses, and a third wearing a tank top. The setting is dark with colorful lights in the background.
A young man with light brown hair and a white tank top poses alongside a young woman with short blonde hair and a red beanie, both smiling in a dimly lit club environment.
A lively nightclub scene featuring a group of young people socializing. A man in a white tank top sits next to a woman in a black top and red hat, who is making a playful face. In the background, more partygoers can be seen enjoying the atmosphere.
A person wearing sunglasses and a black leather jacket holds a card labeled 'NARCISSIST', while wearing a blue shirt that says 'SURVIVED 2K'. The background is dimly lit, suggesting a lively environment.
Person with unique hairstyle and sunglasses holding a card labeled 'NARCISSIST' while sticking out their tongue, wearing a blue shirt that says 'I SURVIVED Y2K'.
Stylish individual wearing a black leather jacket and oversized sunglasses, holding a magazine while posing in a dimly lit venue with other people in the background.
A person wearing a black sheer dress with a structured design and accessories, posing in a dimly lit setting. Background includes individuals casually dressed.
A person wearing a black sheer dress with accessories posing confidently in a dimly lit environment.
Three individuals posing together in a party setting, wearing fashionable, edgy outfits. The first person on the left is in a red dress with a playful design, the second person in the center is in a sheer black top and leather skirt, and the third person on the right sports a fitted red top and baggy pants, all showcasing a vibrant party atmosphere.
A person in a denim outfit stands confidently in a dimly lit venue, surrounded by others. They have curly hair and glasses, with a serious expression.
A person with curly hair and glasses wearing a denim outfit, posing in a crowded venue with dim lighting.
A group of people socializing at a vibrant event, with distinct styles and facial expressions, including one person wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses, and another with red face paint.
A person wearing a large hat and a fishnet top holds a card that reads 'NARCISSIST' while partially obscured in low light.
A person wearing oversized sunglasses and a sheer, mesh top with distinctive lacing stands confidently in a crowded nightlife setting, showcasing a stylish and bold fashion choice.
A person wearing a sheer black top and sunglasses, holding a handbag, poses confidently in a vibrant social setting surrounded by greenery and other partygoers.
A person with curly pink hair, wearing a black crop top with stars and the phrase 'ALL STAR ASSHOLE,' white shorts, and fishnet stockings, stands in a crowded party atmosphere with people in the background.
Two people posing together in a dimly lit venue, one is kissing the other's cheek. The person on the left is wearing a white outfit and the person on the right is in a black outfit with a handbag.
A man in a white jacket and a woman in black attire pose playfully in a club setting, surrounded by decorative lighting.
Two individuals posing closely together in stylish outfits. One wears a black leather jacket while the other is dressed in a white top and pants. The background features wooden panels and decorative lighting.
A young woman wearing sunglasses and a fitted top stands amid a crowded nightlife scene, showcasing vibrant fashion styles.
A smiling woman wearing red sunglasses and a gray top, with long dark hair, in a dimly lit setting with people in the background.
Two friends posing playfully in a party setting, one flexing his muscles in a sleeveless denim top and white pants, while the other wears a mesh shirt and sunglasses, sticking out his tongue.
A woman with long hair poses confidently in a party setting, wearing a stylish outfit featuring a yellow top adorned with pearls and a floral skirt.
A woman wearing a yellow corset and matching underwear. She stands in a lively party setting, with other people in the background.
A woman in a yellow corset and floral robe poses confidently in a crowded nightlife setting.
A person with long black hair wearing a revealing black outfit with cut-out patterns is holding a fan and posing in a stylish bar setting.
A lively nightclub scene featuring people in unique outfits, including one person in a sheer dress and veil, amidst dim lighting and colorful lights.
A lively nightclub scene featuring a DJ booth, with people dancing and enjoying the atmosphere. A disco ball is visible above, and performers in unique outfits are present.

Gonzo Journalist: Kimberly Mortensen

Photographer: Ashley Retzer

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