*For narcissistic nihilistic entertainment purposes only, obviously*
Something’s happening in Los Angeles, and I can’t unsee it.
It started during the fires—that moment when a woman got hit by a car because everyone was losing their damn minds. I’m standing there in Brentwood, smoke choking the sky, and this guy starts talking about Project Blue Beam like it’s the latest viral tiktok. That’s when it hit me: I’m not alone thinking this wasn’t just a natural disaster. This was orchestrated. Allegedly, of course.
The feeling crawled under my skin and stayed there. Someone, somewhere, wanted me to feel exactly this way. Wanted all of us to feel this way.
I’ve been falling down rabbit holes ever since, and let me tell you—once you start seeing the glitches in the Matrix, you can’t stop. LA isn’t just burning by accident. It’s America’s testing ground. Allegedly. The fires. The riots. Those chemtrails that appeared like clockwork after the flames died down. AI headquarters camped out in Silicon Valley & Silicon Beach, watching it all unfold. Newsom and Bass tearing California apart with surgical precision.
Then something happened. The planets aligned on February 28 and I saw something in the sky. It was supernatural, perhaps extraterrestrial. The energy it gave was benevolent. I saw through the veil and glimpsed the sacred geometry. It was the realest moment I’ve ever had in this simulation. My return to Saturn.
But the rest of that story is for another article.
Following this incident, I’ve had more conversations about living in a simulation than I’ve ever had in my life. Neighbors talking about chemtrails like they’re discussing the weather. Everyone sensing something’s wrong but afraid to name it. I keep thinking: there has to be something more. Something they’re not telling us. Because everything they’ve ever told us feels like an empty lie wrapped in pretty poisonous packaging.
They hated me in school because I wouldn’t be programmed. Couldn’t be told what to do without asking why. Now here I am, researching answers to questions I never knew existed while everyone else just… believes what they’re fed.
Welcome to the Cusp of the Rabbit Hole!
Interview: Narcissist and Alligator Jesus
A few months back, on a random afternoon, I called Alligator Jesus and asked if I could throw some random questions his way—no clue if he’d think I was crazy or not.
He had just woken up in Tokyo. I was on the west side of Los Angeles, completely unprepared—not only for the conversation, but for the ripple it would send through everything. Originally, I was calling about the designers in his showroom. But what unfolded felt like a glitch in the Matrix. A rupture in the script. One of those moments that remind you there’s no such thing as coincidence—only alignment.
Narcissist: Now that I have you on the phone, can I ask you some random questions?
Alligator Jesus: Sure.
Narcissist: Do you think we live in a matrix?
Alligator Jesus: (pause) Yes…yes, of course!
Narcissist: Umm.. what are three movies that best describe you?
Alligator Jesus: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fifth Element, Blade Runner.
Narcissist: If we are living in a matrix, how do we break out of it as a society?
Alligator Jesus: As corny as it sounds, disconnecting from the news cycle, realizing anything is possible. I do have mantras on living life without limits, creating an inner circle that helps you break free. It’s hard to do it alone, but if you find like-minded individuals who are also seeking what you wish to obtain, it’s easily attainable with the strength of numbers.
Narcissist: umm shit..did not have anything prepared….oh yeah! Do you actually think we’ve been to the moon?
Alligator Jesus: (laughs) I mean, you know what’s funny? You asked that and I’ve been to Jared Leto’s house at that compound where they say they filmed it, and it’s kinda like “Holy fuck, they filmed the moon landing here!” (He laughs) You know, when we look back at the footage, it’s so blatantly obviously fake, right? There’s so many holes and things that we see that are like, of course the government is giving misinformation. They’re having a field day… I don’t know. If it was, if we have been to the moon, it wasn’t our civilization – maybe it was the one prior to us.
Narcissist: Do you think there were any advanced civilizations before us that were erased from history?
Alligator Jesus: Positively, absolutely, without any question – yes.
Narcissist: Do you believe Atlantis existed and do you think the location is at the Eye of the Sahara in the middle of the desert?
Alligator Jesus: I know Atlantis is real! I spent 8 years searching for Atlantis with my scuba diving. There are other possible locations on the southernmost island of Japan – Yonaguni Island. Having gone to the Bermuda Triangle and scuba dived in Bimini to see the Atlantis Road. Like without question, there are civilizations that are lost to us, to the seas. And I think that is more likely than the changing climate – and platonic plates moving has lost a city to the ocean, and due to the lack of recorded history.
Narcissist: J.P. Morgan famously stated, “Millionaires don’t use astrology, billionaires do.” Do you think astrology is more important and has something to do with why we are here more than people realize?
Alligator Jesus: I think it’s a generally good selection of observations that got us through navigating things that pertain to our physiological body composition and the effects on gravitational pulls and magnetic fields. All of it has to do with planets, and if we understand our bodies are 70% water and the water on the surface of the planet is affected by the gravitational pull of the moon, then it stands to reason our brain chemistry and other things can be affected by gravitational pulls of celestial bodies in our solar system. Of course, but I think that what we eat and getting full night sleep and environment has more effect on us sometimes, and those types of things.
Narcissist: Have you heard of this theory and believe in it that there’s an ice wall in Antarctica and other lands beyond it?
Alligator Jesus: Man these are such wild questions!
Narcissist: (laughs) I’ve been obsessing over all these theories since the fires.
Alligator Jesus: But you know, I’ve been intrigued by that and I’ll be going to Antarctica next year with Oliver Tree, and he went on an expedition last year. And I should say that just last year alone I visited eighteen different countries, and fourteen of them have been with Oliver Tree. I’ve been traveling to see, you know, examples of human civilizations excelling and creating things. I’m a little skeptical of that one, but you know, skepticism can be… I don’t think of it as something that exists just because I watched something on the internet. I want to go somewhere and experience it myself. Same as Atlantis – I’ve spent 8 years researching that.
Narcissist: Have you heard anything about the Annunaki and believe in that theory?
Alligator Jesus: My brother is Otto von Schirach, the musician from Miami – like a mix of Aphex Twin and 2 Live Crew. Created a group like an electronic crazy Miami bass. The name Alligator Jesus, although it comes from my story… in the past when I was a performer onstage with him as Alligator Jesus wearing an alligator mask, referencing the Annunaki – the ancient civilization race that secretly controls humans as a food source for energy. I’ve listened to David Icke speak in person, and he really pushes the Annunaki thing.
Narcissist: Perfect transition to my next question: what are your thoughts on reptilians?
Alligator Jesus: It’s all the same thing. That’s David Icke in a nutshell. Do you know who David Icke is?
Narcissist: Yeah yeah, I just started researching all of this… you should read my alien dystopia article. (Still early on my research: there are articles saying the Annunaki and reptilians are the same entity, some say they differ.) I’ve been reviewing fashion shows, and the mood is pure alien dystopia with fallen-angel vibes. Even at the last VMAs, Katy Perry performed her song “Alien” in front of fake portals, the entire set dripping with UFO imagery. And then she recently went up in that staged a space bit with Bezos’s girlfriend, and lately everything—fashion, music, media—seems obsessed with aliens and portals. So I thought to myself, what is mainstream media trying to brainwash us with? I think the “aliens” are already here, or they’re something else entirely and the alien storyline is just a cover…a fairytale compared to what they truly are.
Alligator Jesus: You want to know something very funny? Like now that I work in fashion, and with artists, and I’m working where we are making these decisions that then get interpreted by people. There have been several occasions where I’ve been on the creative team and decisions are being made. I can’t think of any example where I just woke up… We made a decision and it was because that was by like, we have that available. Let’s just do that. OK cool, blah blah blah. Very little thought was put into going behind it. Then the media will be calling it some Illuminati thing. And it’s literally like a group of creatives grasping for straws trying to execute something cool. It’s not that deep.
NOTE: if you can give me an example to add that would be great
Not to say that something couldn’t possibly be that. That there isn’t some crazy wild secret society that is pulling strings to gain influence. I’m definitely a fan of the power of suggestion is out there and there can be people out there pushing things.
Everything influences the zeitgeist of fashion, culture, music, everything – it’s all influencing itself. You know, artists recognize what is popular or what’s getting streamed, they influence one another, they reference one another, then they do similar styles of music. Like there’s a reason why all rappers rap about money, bitches, wealth, success and everything. It makes it the genre, and rapping and talking about it, they manifest it into their lives. You know, people are probably creating that whole Illuminati thing or the whole alien thing through the power of reinforcing it over and over.
Fashion is so self-referential, kinda like art. Art only becomes art when art finds its place within the context within the lineage of art history. Otherwise it’s some decorative thing by your couch because it matches. Andy Warhol and pop surrealism and pop art only makes sense when you come out of hundreds of years of oil paintings of beautiful religious works, works of historical documentation, but then you have a guy just painting soup cans. Have the secondary kind of like influence of the CIA purchasing Jackson Pollock and purchasing Andy Warhol to undermine the Soviet and the Soviet ideals of art.
And even now, the Soviet says there is no gay, everyone is straight and there’s family values, and trying to gear to some standard – anything that is counterculture or outside of the norm they just don’t accept it or even existing, and become illegal. Imagine in the 1950s how much more rigid that way of thinking was during the Cold War, during that older system, how pop art music and rock n roll helped through its popularity break us free from that way of thinking.
I feel like the US is its own victim of its own success, of its influence in culture, and to think we aren’t still doing that. You know, promoting the American ideal with the Avengers movie, with Marvel and everything. The white guy hero against the purple skin, the green skin villains. The othering of people… it’s all metaphorical.
Narcissist: There’s a theory where we aren’t supposed to speak through our mouth at all and we are supposed to speak telepathically. What do you think about that theory?
Alligator Jesus: I haven’t heard of that one before. That’s amazing… Is that something being pushed by RFK? If we feed our brains better, then maybe we would have the ability. No, think about it – like I was raw vegan for 5 years, so I was definitely like, if it doesn’t help me, it’s hurting me, so I’m only eating what’s good for me, right? And I felt superhuman… I didn’t have really good options because it was all while I was in Los Angeles. There’s a limit that you can get from farmers markets. But I bet if we had all the right food and if we didn’t kill off all the plants or destroy the fungi that grows naturally everywhere, and with putting asphalt and concrete everywhere and destroying forests. You’re aware that there was a fungi system that connected from the east coast to the west coast with fungus through forests and through the soil.
Narcissist: Oh, like The Last of Us!? (laughs)
Alligator Jesus: Yeah, I guess that show now creates that kind of conversation. If you touch it in one place, it feels it somewhere else. It’s scientifically proven that the forests are all interconnected and the trees are receiving information and communicating without words. I feel like there may have been systems erased and we may have been more connected.
I read a book called Bird Talk or Bird Speak and how the birds communicate, and I would take it to the field and practice and to understand how birds are talking. Like when I was walking through Griffith Park at the Observatory hike, I would be listening to the birds as I would make my approach. I would listen to how their song would change – they would be like “there’s a guy walking this way, there’s a guy walking this way!”
I would listen to a particular bird, and when I was far away and clearly the bird couldn’t see me, it would chirp in a particular way. Then when I would approach, it would change its chirp. So I feel like there’s a system of communicating without words, you know, where we were more in touch with nature. If we weren’t all stuck on our phones and communicating with pictures and sound, I’m sure we would all be more aware of animals and other things around us are communicating.
Narcissist: Since I was little I always thought I had the ability to talk to my animals telepathically, and I watched a video on Tiktok of how we are all actually supposed to talk telepathically and be more united that way.
Alligator Jesus: Yeah, it raises consciousness… People say they like my energy. People feel happy around me or also say they like hanging out with me because I have such good energy. There’s so many things that’s annoying that bother me. People can be dumb and not aware. Someone asked me yesterday if I bark at people. I said no, but I will make a high pitch “whoop” sound. I’m here in Tokyo and then there’s somebody, their head turned to the right and they’re walking backwards, like sideways in the middle of the sidewalk – you’re going to bump into someone! So I’ll make a “whoop” sound and then they get shocked because they’re in their own little world and oblivious to their surrounding and that they’re affecting someone or impeding someone’s walking. Would you walk out of a doorway out to a sidewalk backwards and not looking into an active busy sidewalk? But people do it, and instead of getting upset and say “ugh, people are so stupid,” I just like laugh. And so many people are asleep and unaware of how their actions can affect those around them – not just an inconvenience but a danger to those around them, due to their lack of consciousness or awareness.
Narcissist: Do you believe we live in a dome shaped firmament?
Alligator Jesus: I don’t know about that. I’ve travelled the world enough – there is enough evidence that we are circling the sun. Yikes!
Narcissist: Do you think the sun is a portal?
Alligator Jesus: I don’t know if it’s a portal! (laughs) There’s evidence that there’s a black hole hiding somewhere in our solar system.
I will say I work with SpaceX designing stuff for the astronauts. I’ve been at mission control during an active launch and seen them actually sending people up in space. Not like sending people in a weather balloon like how they sent Katy Perry up in a weather balloon to experience weightlessness, but like real space, and I met real astronauts – people that studied extensive knowledge in their field to conduct experiments. I’m saying all of this to say Jeff Bezos’s quote: “I hope we put a habitation on Mount Everest before we go to Mars. I hope we are smart enough to figure out how to live on our own planet before we truly go on this science fiction journey to inhabit and populate other planets on our solar system.” So many little things can go wrong. Why not do a little trial run on the bottom of the ocean or on the top of Mount Everest first, where we are actually still actually on our planet and it is as brutal and even more unforgiving than going to Mars? It will take less time.
Narcissist: I heard Mars already had a civilization on it and they had a war with the draconians/reptilians, so they had to come to Earth. I don’t know if that’s true but I heard that.
Alligator Jesus: How far-fetched would that be? That wouldn’t be too far-fetched, right?
Narcissist: yeah, It was the mammalians versus the reptilians, and they say we have mammalians and reptilians in us and that’s why we are at war with ourselves – we have this duality…I don’t know if that’s true but I heard that.
Alligator Jesus: Ugh… it can all be metaphorical. You have to understand—the Aztecs, the Kʼicheʼ, the Mayans… the Mayans had a lot figured out. But they also had things they didn’t figure out. They ended up polluting their own water systems—the cenotes—because everything was interconnected, from the coastline 200 miles inland. They relied on it for drinking water, but they were dumping dead bodies in there daily. It messed them up. And yeah, the whole child sacrifice thing is really dark.
But if you look at their understanding of the stars, celestial movements, calculating the calendar through pure observation—they were onto something. Their architecture and structures were all referencing that. It’s actually really beautiful.
I have this video from my tour guides in Chichén-Itzá. They were explaining how there are this many human bones, this many steps, this many lunar cycles in the year—all these numerological patterns. And they were all tied to the human body and the movements of the stars and planets. It’s like they found repeating patterns, from the cosmos all the way into our bones. It’s so freaking cool. And I mean… maybe it’s just a coincidence that the same numbers show up out there and in here—but it’s pretty cool to think about.
Narcissist: It is.
The Verdict
Conspiracy theories—whether about ancient aliens who are fallen angels, erased advanced cities, or AI overlords—all vibe with one core idea: the truth is being hidden. They hint that our real history, potential, or power is being kept under wraps or twisted. These stories, whether straight-up facts or just deep metaphors, push you to question everything. It’s not about buying into every wild idea—it’s about staying woke to what’s possible.
The words I’ll leave you with: You shape your own reality. Your thoughts create your world, and what you dream up can become real.
Do your own research and have discernment. The truth is stranger than fiction….They will say the truth is crazy in a world full of lies.
Artist: Alligator Jesus
Interviewer: Kimberly Mortensen
Here are some Tiktoks about some of the theories talked about. Remember Knowledge is power.
Our origin story: The Annunaki Who the hell are they?
Do we live in a dome shaped Firmament like all the historical religious text and the Simpsons hinted at?:
Reptilians…wonder about the snake in the bible or the reptilian historical artifacts around the world is all about? Coincidences, I think not.
And then there’s Antarctica—a frozen, guarded mystery. Why is the military so invested in protecting it? Some believe it hides ancient technology, portals, or remnants of these lost civilizations. Maybe the greatest cover-up in human history isn’t just about “aliens”—but about who we really are… and who’s been keeping that truth from us
The Antarctic Treaty, signed in 1959 by 12 countries (now 58 parties), was the first Cold War arms control agreement that designates Antarctica as a peaceful zone for scientific research only. It bans all military activity, weapons testing, and territorial claims while requiring open access for scientific cooperation and inspections. The treaty covers all land and ice south of 60° South Latitude, and a 1991 protocol added a 50-year ban on mining and oil exploration plus environmental protections. Essentially, it keeps Antarctica as a continent dedicated to science rather than war or resource extraction. With a world that loves to go to war with one another, why are they all agreeing on this.
Mars? Are we going back to a planet we already destroyed?
If the moon landing is real…why haven’t we gone back up there?
We live in a matrix, here’s how to break out of it!
The world is a stage theory:
You are the creator of your universe:
Lost advanced civilizations
The theory of lost advanced civilizations—like Atlantis, Lemuria, and Tartaria—suggests that highly developed societies once existed long before our recorded history, possessing advanced technologies, spiritual knowledge, and infrastructure that rival or surpass ours today. According to this theory, these civilizations were wiped out by cataclysmic events such as floods, pole shifts, or wars, and then deliberately erased or hidden from history by those in power. The idea is that rewriting history helps control human consciousness—if people forget how advanced humanity once was, they’re easier to manipulate and keep in the dark about their true potential.
The Sun: Portal to Other Realms?
Knowledge is power!